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by Maria Gracia Updated December 1, 2024 Join our newsletter to be notified when new content is added to our website. The holiday season is the perfect time for joy, laughter, and maybe even a little humor to lighten the mood amidst the hustle and bustle. To keep your spirits bright, I’ve compiled a list of my favorite 'funny' Christmas quotes. These little gems capture the quirky, chaotic, and often hilarious side of the holidays. Whether you’re wrapping gifts, baking cookies, or just taking a moment to sip some cocoa, I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and a little extra cheer to your day. “The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." ~ Johnny Carson “It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.” ~ Milton Berle “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” ~ Garrison Keillor “You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights." ~ Maya Angelou “There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus." ~ Bob Phillips “The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.” ~ Julius Sharpe “Christmas: the one time of year when you can’t avoid the nuts in your family muesli.” ~ Charles Stross “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.” ~ Bridger Winegar “Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?” ~ Matt Groening “Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?” ~ Tom Armstrong “Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.” ~ Ellen Degeneres “I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.” ~ Unknown Back to Motivational Quotes Index